Ole's famous limerichs

A wonderful bird is the pelican,
his beak holds more than it's belly can.
When eating his krill,
he is having a thrill,
when he shits in the Indian ocean....

and the next one:

A girl with the name of Clarissa
always seasoned her food with harissa.
Then right from the start
she started to fart,
and with a good nose, you cant' miss'er.